"Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three."

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

thedizbizz:

I always feel bad for the people that made an honest mistake or used undetectable sarcasm in a popular text post and are so harassed for it that they have to put an explaination in their blog description.